Monday September 29th Phone Convo: Elle/Rez   
10:19pm 12/01/2011
  I'm not a jerk! But how you expect me to react when you're all like.. Hey! We're all leaving. )  
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Saturday September 20th 2008   
01:11am 21/12/2010
  I would give anything to have someone love me that much.  
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Friday August 15th   
12:01pm 02/10/2010
  Email to James, Darien, Raquel and Matt )  
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Wednesday August 13th AIM: Elle/Rez   
12:19am 29/09/2010
  [In Progress]

Stop ittt!!!! I gotta figure out a lesson plan and you're making my mascara run! )
 
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Wednesday August 13th AIM: Wesley/Elle   
12:16am 29/09/2010
  I can't be a single mom with twins, that's just.... so unfair. )  
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Sunday August 10th    
05:35pm 27/09/2010
  OMG OMG OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!

I'm gonna be teaching math this years!!! Holy CRAP!!!


I'm gonna throw up...
 
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Thursday August 7th   
09:05am 17/09/2010
  I've finally figured out how to memorize all digits of pi. All of them. Because that is the exact number of slices of pie I want to eat.

Babies like carbs. Who knew.
 
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Monday July 21st 2008   
01:16pm 25/08/2010
  Taped to Elle's bathroom mirror for Rez )  
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Saturday July 19th AIM: Rez/Elle   
10:48pm 13/08/2010
  ah, see.. i grow on a body... kinda like fungi )  
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Saturday July 12th   
10:06pm 09/08/2010
  [save rez/elle]  
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Monday July 7th AIM: Rez/Elle   
09:44am 02/08/2010
  You need to be corrected. Running around delusional isn't healthy. )  
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Monday June 22nd    
11:26pm 12/07/2010
  Email to Nox )  
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Monday June 16th    
01:58pm 07/07/2010
  Email to Wesley )  
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Wednesday June 18th AIM: Elle/Rez   
06:27pm 06/07/2010
  No, I'm just rolling my eyes a lot )  
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Wednesday June 11th 2008   
09:46am 26/06/2010
  Summer stomach bugs are the worst. Ugh. How could Chunky Monkey betray me this way?


Private )
 
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Thursday May 29th    
03:13am 08/06/2010
  Some guy motorboated my boobs!!! A short little guy with a bunch of tattoos and a Judd Nelson grin. Not his regular one, but the one he had in The Breakfast Club. I was cleaning the bathroom and he just walked up to me and stuck his face in my clevage!! I didn't even know what to say. Jerk! He got 'em good, too.

You know who you are! ASS!

Private Entry )
 
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Wednesday April 30th AIM: Duncan/Elle   
09:54pm 07/04/2010
  LOL, well it's not as if the last one I was at consisted of writing 'JUST MARRIED' across the arse of a wooly mammoth )  
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Tuesday April 15th   
03:17am 09/03/2010
  Private to Duncan )  
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Thursday March 13th   
09:39am 08/01/2010
  Left on Nox's desk )  
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Wednesday Evening March 12th   
10:27pm 04/01/2010
  Email to Wesley )  
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